Though I would show of something i’m really proud of, my Skiing Certificate. Totally of the season, but I lost it during the winter and now I found it, so I just had to show it of. It even says “Outstanding” on it, they must have thought that I was something extra. I definitely need to frame this and put It up on my bedroom wall, or the maybe in ceiling so I can look at it as I’m counting cheep.
This could even be a new pick up line for me to use.
STEVE: “Hi, BIG STEVE! Certified skier!”
GIRL: Wow, My name is …… let’s go home!